Every time I am about to buy something from the vending machine, “you can have whatever you like” gets stuck in my head

I always feel some weird twisted satisfaction when an ex likes my profile picture.

Like, yeah, sucks for you, doesn’t it.

hi i’m drunk and this is an embarrassing video of me attempting to play Lonely Boy by the Black Keys but i’m over pretending to be cool and good at things so here.

slowdownscout:

Waves | Blondfire 

you hear them when you try to fall asleep
they crash to the shore, they come from the deep
as sure as the sun will rise, the sun will set
you taste the salt the closer you get

(Source: slowdownscout)

This is my profile picture and the caption is “say something I’m giving up on you” and I laughed for like ten minutes before putting it up Let’s see what ya can do #goodwillfinds Look!! yourveryowncemetery:

Wait I like this more

Reminder Weird.
If things go south with your bf and you could date any of your followers, who would you choose?

@emmtotheatt


― Anonymous
#cardsagainsthumanity #cardsagainsthumanity

kobetyrant:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*throws that ass in a circle causing a disturbance in the earths rotation*

(Source: itsallrustanddstardust, via feministmagicalgirl)